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Tillamook Headlight, March 27, lOl3 p OUR LIFE SAVERS. Humble Heroes Who Do Brave Work Along Our Coast. DARING DEEDS IN THE SURF. Battle With the Giant Combers and ley 8ees When a Storm Wrecked Veeeel Offers the Fearleaa Guards a Chance to Reecue a Human Being. Through a bleak February night a storm was raging up (he Atlantic sea board. All along the coast the life guards were out. bunching into (he gale, patrolling the beaches, alert tor signs of disaster. Just before mid night one of them east of Bellport sU (ion. on Long island, saw a schooner floundering in the gray spindrift off shore. It was the Benjamin Cromwell, and as the alarm swept down the beach the crews of three stations hur ried to the scene. Their work was to take seven men from the rigging of the wrecked vessel. All efforts through the night and the forenoon following failed. The wind was too high. Then at noon the schooner’s masts, except the foremast, on which all of the crew save one bad taken refuge, crashed overboard. Tbto man went down in a welter of wreck age. and to those on shore it seemed as If be must surely be battered to death, but as the breakers raced in they saw him clinging to a plank that had been swept away with him. A furious surf was running, and tlm- lier with which the Cromwell had been laden was pitched up on the bench To add to the danger thick ice cakes, heaved by the breakers, lifted their jugged ends high in the air aud crashed down, splintering one upon the other, and always the awful drive of snow and sleet, ripping the onrushing waves Into tatters of foam and spindrift Surely no man could live in that instinctively the life savers moved uearer the edge of the surf and peered ahead for some sign of life. The beach was fringed with skim ice. sharp and pointed, that cut through rubber boots and clothing as if through parchment. Helpless to aid the man whom they knew must be plunging somewhere out in that angry water, they huddled to gether as men will when a lifeless body is about to be cast up before them. They beard ice and wreckage grind harshly; scattered debris washed up to their feet. Brave men all. yet they saw nothing to do. They knew not to what lengths the ocean would go before giving up its victim. At this juncture a figure sprang from among them and. wrapping a line about his waist, ran to the edge of the surf. He was Frank Rayner of the Blue Point station, and he was about to commit what the other surfmen in stinctively told themselves was suicide The service demands courage, not fool hardiness. For a moment Keeper Rorke hesitated, undecided whether to order Rayner back to the beach or not. but be couldn't find it in his heart to do it. It was a venture too heroic, too splendid. They watched Rayner as he stood In the whirl of Icy spray awaiting his chauce. He was half naked His clothes he bad thrown off as he ran. The cold, biting into bis flesh, tortured him. Still the chance held off Then it came—the bit of wreckage, the cling ing sailor, crashing into the boiling breakers, and Rayner dashed forward. Foot by foot through that roaring tu mult of water, of plunging beams nnd timber, dodging the splintered spars that, leaping from giant combers, made as if to pin him, Rayner worked to ward his man. To those on shore he was hidden the greater part of the time Finally they saw bls head bob above a big billow. Near him floated the wreckage bearing Its stiff, motion less burden. The next instant Rayner vanished, swept under by a tremen dous wave. From the huddled group on shore men started forward, but Albert La tham. also of the Blue Point station, was first to plunge into the tumbling seas. Tearing through them, be reached Rayner, who, just cresting a breaker, snatched at the sailor, now unconscious. And together these he roes of the coast hauled their man through the rearing timbers and Ice to the beach and to safety Not ten minutes later the Cromwell broke In pieces From shore the life savers saw men fall from the rigging, five of them, who fell, one by one, like black plummets Into the sea. One re mained aboard. Then be went too— a dark form clinging to the wrecked mart. now adrift And agatn Rayner and Latham plunged into the aurf. Now. weakened by their efforts and the cold, they faced an even harder task. The man torn from the mast nearly drowned them with bls fren- sled struggling For twenty minutes the uneven tight between the aailor and the aurf on one side and the two weakened life savers on the other was waged Then a great green comtier lifted teneatb them and bore all three through the foaming sea to the shore. For weeks Latham lay abed, and Rayner never performed duty again subsequently cotnmenrtrd by waab- lagton. they considered that honor suf ficient. Such to the typical life saver the man who patrols the coasts from Ban gor to Galveston, from Seattle to LmS Angeles He a a part of a wonderful system—New York Sr. a. Never excuse a wrong action by say Ing that some one etoe dues the same thing —PraaadB. MARIE ANTOINETTE’S TOMB. IX I* Located In "the Saddest Spot In Paris." A contributor to the Manchester Guardiau lias beeu visiting tbe Cha pel le Expiatoire. lu the Rue des Ma- tburius, which be describes as "tbe saddest spot in Paris " He bad got it into bto bead that tbe remains of Louis Seize aud Murie Antoinette bad entire ly dtoapia-ared. but he was undeceived: "This little chapel was built, after tbe restorution. on tbe site of the old burial grouud of the Madeleine as an act of expiation for tbe horrors of tbe revolution and especially for the mur der of tbe king und queen In that graveyard it was that they were has tily buried lu opeu coffins filled wltb quicklime. But loving eyes and bands watched and marked tbe spot and tbe day came when tbe poor remains were brought to light Even quicklime is not all powerful, and there remain ed tbe skulls, a bone or two and—pa thetic detail—the elastic metal garters which the unhappy 'Autricblenne’ was wearing when Sanson's tireless ax fell upon her beautiful neck. “Nor was that all. The lime had formed a bard crust upon the open cot- fins and around tbe bodies, and there embedded lay al) the rest" The visitor descended a flight of steps to a subterranean chapel, dim and chilly, and be continues: “There before me. in a tiny circular space just beneath a little stained win dow. stood a white marble altar. En shrined In that altar, minus the relics at St. Denis, lie all that cruelty and hatred, time and nature, have left of Louis Seize and Marie Antoinette. All was silent The stray visitors above bad gone The traffic penetrated not to this barren and almost secret celt 1 was alone with the injured dead, I with the Irresolute king who was bto own worst enemy, with tbe frivolous, fascinating, suffering, martyred queen. In whose behalf the 10,000 swords for which Burke cried out in bls agony never leaped from their scabbards— alone wltb the poor remnants of per baps the most historic woman In hls- tory " This spot to seldom visited. "You wonder." says tt)e writer, "how much the people on the boulevard a few yards away know or care about it all.1 FAEULOUS TABLE ANIMALS. OCEAN SPECTERS. Such as Welsh Rabbit, Scotch Wood cock and Mock Crab. Phantom Craft .That Are Said to Haunt the High Seas. A CURIOUS ENGLISH RECORD. The Log of the Warship Bacchants Under Date of July 11, 1831, Baars the Entry, "Flying Dutchmen Cross 1 ed Our Bows”—The Goblin Ship. There are numerous legends and stu- ries of ghostly wssels that roaui tbe briny deep, and many hard headed mariners, free from the common su perstition of tbe ordinary sailorman. stoutly maintain that they have at least once in their maritime career en countered what was undoubtedly a phantom ship. Best known of those mysterious craft that haunt tbe high se :s to. of course, tbe famous Flying Dutchman, or plmutoni ship of Vanderdecken. How tbe story originated is doubtful, lull it has lieen ascertained that there was a seaman of repute who many years ago sailed from Holland to tbe east via the Cape of Good Hope, but was never again heard of Some HUtboritles sav that, meeting with contrary winds off tbe cape, be swore a terrible oatb. in consequence of which the diviue wrath decreed that he should lie occupied till the crack of doom in endeavoring to weather the headland Others state that this punishment was metetl out to him In retribution for a terrible murder tie committed before commeuc lug his fateful voyage. Whatever the cause of this ancient gentleuiau's monotonous wandering may be. It to probably In connection with him that the most authentic and cold lilfsHlefl record of any plmntotn ex tots either afloat or ashore, for It is stated that in the log of II M S Bac chante while on a voyage round tile world with the little primes In 1881 there appears on July 11 the entry. "Flying Dutchman crossed our bows." Tile log book of one of the then largest of her majesty’s warships is certainly the very last place to expect to find that which to generally associated with the hysterical of either sex During January. KMT. a vessel left HIS FIRST TASTE OF WAR. New Haven. Conn., on tier maiden voy In Th« Time When Schley Was Almost age. but was never again heal'd of tbe following June, just before the Scared to Death. “Tbe late Admiral Schley admitted hour of sunxet and after a severe In conversation with me one afternoon, thunderstorm, the missing ship was sitting on tbe veranda of an Atlantic seen sailing up the river The Inhabit City hotel, that tbe first time he was ants. taking tfaelr evening stroll, were under tire be was frightened almost to overjoyed at her return, but the most death," remarked Victor Murdock of observant of them noticed that there was something uncanny aliout her. es Kansas. " 'When Admiral Farragut at Mobile pecially In that she appeared to be bay boarded m.v ship 1 was a young sailing up against the wind Then, to the consternation of all. she officer, said Admiral Schley, 'and tn tbe height of tbe battle tbe captain of gradually faded away before their eyes I m.v vessel was killed. 1 suddenly and entirelev disappeared We may be found myself face to face with a sit assured that there were not wanting uation which for the moment seemed those who maintained that the vessel lu spirit had paid a laut visit to her to take away all of my nerve. " 'I was in a moment elevated to the port before resting for good on the command of a battleship tn actual en ocean lied In the "Chronicles of the St. Law gagement if I had been unnerved by tbe shot and shell before. I was al reme." by l.e Maine. It to recorded that phantom most terrified at that instant In the on a certain day In the year a midst of my predicament—for that to ship Is seen off Cap d'Espoir. In Gospe wbnt It amounted to—Admiral Farra bay Lights are seen aboard her. and I gut boarded the ship. I do not know her decks are crowded with men By what thought came to btm when be Hie f<Hit of tile iMiwsprit a man is con saw me. for my face must have be splcnously standing and facing toward the shore, with a lady clinging to tils trayed my fear “'Just at that moment a shell whiz arm Gradually the lights go out and zed across the deck, cutting a line as tile vessel sinks It Is said to be the ghost of the flagship of a flee' wliii h cleanly as If it bad been done by a to reduce the French chisel Farragut turned around to me was sent el lielng lost with all flirt*, (lie and said: "Lieutenant, let’s take our ha lids stand on tbto line They say that To come to British waters there are lightning never strikes twice In the numerous Instance» related In liw-nl same place " history <if the visitations of ghostly •"I was mighty glad to follow.' said vessel«, the west of England, ns might Admiral Schley 'Farragut stood there be ex|»*«-ted. lielng most prollflc In with the »hells bursting all around, and these record» says a writer In the Lon I shall never forget how big and grand don Glolie Indeed Cornwall lions!» of he appeared "'—Washington Post it goblin ship probnblv unique the world met ns she not only «alto the Lion For Dinnsr. water hat pn»-ets|s most unconcerned On Christmas. 1874. a curious dinner a gissi distnni-e Inland took place In Paris Some score of con This to the s|ieeter ship of I'ortlvltr- tributors and draftsmen of the Chasse no. and In Robert Hunt'« book on "Ito- Illustrée dined nt Magny’s restaurant mance» «if the West of EnglamL" are re under the presidency of M. Firmin lated the experience« of a lo«-nl Inlinb- Didot. the publisher, to taste the bam Itnnt who witnessed one of her esi-a aud heart of the last lion killed in Al pad«*« She I« «leacritied a» a bini k geria by Constance Cheret The flesh »«piare rigged single masted vessel was found to be particularly firm and sometimes towing a small tomt No close grained, like that of a hone, but crew nr* wer seen: presumably they nevertheless quite palatable The ham are down lielow The |a*r»on.-il narra was preferred to tbe heart, which, al- tive goes on to «ay though skillfully prepared wltb truf- "On t-anie the «-raft It pa«»e«i «tend ties, was pronounced somewhat tough Uy throinrh the breakers, glided up and difficult of digestion. over the snuda, «tendlly pursued Its course on the dry land ns If It had lieen Mighty Texas. water On It went to Bfaielan. where "Texas I* ■ big state." remarked the St Iwen formerly dwelt 11 t hen native “A’ mao from tbe eaatern part steered Its «-ourse to t'hvgwlden and of the «tate to a southerner; a man there vanished like smoke.” from tbe other side of tbe state to a An Awful Blow. westerner " "Yea" «aid Hiltner» "Mh kley "How about a man from tbe north my dearest friend, and I shall I ern part of tbe state?" "He a a Yaokee."—Louisville Courier- eea«e to mourn hl» d«*nth It « terrible blow from which I «liall i Journal re< over " Another Mystery Explained. "Why - I thought you married hl« A woman frequently changes her widow?" «aid Jlriqwon "Why er ahem* why. mind That» why she to able to give a person a piece of It and still always tint" Hero 81 It her« «nlsrldiii Into a deep have enough ¡eft for tbe next one.— Milwaukee Sentinel and iitn om fort able «flern-e. — Harper'» Weekly I ntsrprstod. "That tramp talka funny, ma'aot. fie saya he castigated bls Itinerary from B«mton ” I "He mly means be beat bto way."— Raltimorr An »erlean Poo- Comedy. Whr did -he cut you?" "Mtn- .)••♦—n t tike my cometiy." -Row» IhntY “Bto- filed, th* «tatemen« at s pert I m«t night th-it »he was twenty year« lis I knew that ni s-?e sud I «»Id Houston Fort fifteen »ear* »go No nroTvs-tlng Hoirie« are wanted If ihri« to prudeiM*.-Juvrual. Wh-u oue comes to think of It. it to surprising bow many fabulous animals come regularly io tbe diuuer table or »upper table Among them, of course, tbe most familiar is the Welsh rabbit, which In its original form was merely toasted cheese Some folks declare that the name is a corruption of "rarebit.” but till* has never tieen proved. Then there is the golden buck, which Is a Welsh rabbit with a poached egg oj top Chinese rabbit is a Welsh rab bit with rice In It. and a .Mexican rab bit (otherwise known as a Spanish rabbiti contains tomatoes and onlous So much foi rabbits But bow many people are familiar with the Cape Cod turkey? Plenty in New England, where codfish goes under that name. Scotch woodcock is two slices of hot buttered toast, with an anchovy on each slice and a sauce made of half a pint of milk nnd tbe yolks of three eggs poured over them l.ess familiar perhaps to English monkey, which is made by soaking a cupful of breadcrumbs in a cupful of milk and adding a tablespoouful of melted butter, a beaten egg and half n cupful of grated cheese, the whole, with salt and pepper added, being poured over toasted crackers. Tbe mock turtle to one of the most familiar of fabulous table animals, be ing served In tbe form of soup in “Allee's Adventures in Wonderlaud" will be found a striking picture of this remarkable reptile, represented with tbe toidy of a turtle and tbe bead of a calf • Mock duck to a roll of chopped meat and breadcrumbs baked Mock i-riili Is made by mixing equal parts ot «nit ed cheese and butter, seasoning wit h salt, pepper and vinegar aud adding a few drops of anchovy sauce The paste thus prepared to spread on slices of dry toast or sometimes served in crab shells Last, but not least remarkable, of these mythological animals, kuowu only to the kitchen naturalist, to the corn oyster, which is a small fritter of green corn fried like a real oyster.— New York American. GOLD NUGGETS. There Is a Curious Resemblance Be- tween Them and Meteorites. How do nuggets of gold originate? Sometimes a mass of tbe precious met al worth a thousand dollars or more to found By what process was so much gold compacted Into a lump? An attempt was made not long ago to answer tbto question. Au tnyestlga tor In Australia cut and sliced and polished gold nuggets wltb the sole purpose of finding out just what to their structure The first thing be dis covered was that there to one curious point of resemblance tietween gold nuggets aud meteorites Both, when polished and etched with chlorine wa ter. exhibit a crystalline structure In the ease of meteorites the lines thus exhibited on the etched surface are called WldiminnHtattliin figures, and their presence to Mild to tie one of the most Invariable characteristics of those metallic bodies that fall from the sky to the earth But It to nut meant to he Implied that gold nugget» have fallen from the sky liecanse they exhibit h crystalline »true fare recalling that of meteorites The resem bln in -e 1» apparently only super fil ial, mid the crystal» of the nuggets difl'ei In form from those ot Hie me teorlles Another i-urlou» ta<t la Hint when a liuggel 1» tient-'d III a Bunsen flume ex plosion» take place on Its surface B'to tel’s are formed wtileb eolitllliie to swell until they Imrst with n shnrp re l»irt ami hit» of gold are violently sent tered iitHiut It to evident that tile nug get» i-oiilaln either gases or Nome llq ulds or solids which are easily convert efl into the gaseous form, the expitn shin of which priabiees the explosions -Harper's Weekly Fake Curios. I>r Wakellng tile Egyptologist, tell» us that It to useless to warn tile tour 1st against the fake curio He buy» »ml I» sold with an unfailing regiilnrl ty. and hardly any Imitation to too gross to deceive him Or. Wakellng tells us ot a Indy who bought a scarab from a boy who ñas o red her that he had hiniKelf stolen It from the ex<-n vatlons In the temple of Aknaton And »he displayed her treasure tri mnphantly and always with the words. "And I am sure It must tie true, for be bad such an honest little face."— Argonaut. No Use For ths Doctor. "Why did you send the doctor away without (lerndttlng him to do anything for yon?" "He said be could get me up and out in three days." the sufferer groaned, "and my accident insurance amounts to t-Vi a week more than my salary as long ns I'm disabled."-Chicago Hoc ord Herald MENDING A CABLE COST OF A COCKTAIL Drink a Yeung Business Man its* to Have Betöre Lunch. In New York city there is a Dir* who ouce paid Rt.tHJO for a cocktail. The Snapping of a Submarine He did not know it thru, and he uever will know It uulesx he happens tu read Line Entails Hard Work. tbto story A certain prosperous manufncnirinit LOCATING THE BREAK IS EASY co' "■ ini 'ii-t-.iixl a new dopai , iieuta! ni. ’.’lie sal: • t >i' '• .1 yc r ft' officer» (» Thia I* Accomplished by the Use et nu'luu.e* '■on-ilei «»I -i - e«o ....... Sensitive Instruments, and Then aud at Inst decided to otter the 'on Comes the Difficult Task of Grappling to a clever young man of unusual <>-d- and Raising the Savored Ends. ness nldllty. lie seemed, to be eu.»Jy the uiuu for that particular place. Th« Tbe 700 mile cable that connected president and general manuger invited Hamilton. Bermuda, wltb Halifax. tlie young man to lunch wltb them at Nflva Scotia, bad snapped. Somewhere a dowutown club, ostensibly to talk under many fathoms of water lay tbe over a less Important business matter. two broken ends, perhaps only a tew They wanted to "look him over" just lncbee apart—more likely half a mile once more or so from each other—carried from The man met them at tbe appointed tbelr accustomed bed by tbe wash of hour, and the president, anxious to tbe waves Until tbe two end» were make tbe occasion a plensant one, or* connected tbe thousands and thousand« dered an elaborate luncheon. The of dollars invested In tbe cable were waiter was a long time In bringing bringing no Income. the first course, and the guest began As tbe result of tbe accident Hamil to appear 111 at ease. He seemed ab ton was practically Isolated from tbe sentminded nnd uninterested In th« rest of the world, for tbe only other conversation. He twisted about in hla cable went to Jamaica By sending a chair and tapped his Angers nervously message to Jamaica and having It re upon tlie table Finally he turned to layed to Newfoundland and thence by ward the president and said almost! telegraph to New York It was possible desperately. “Would you mind very to get a few words through In a fairly much If I ordered a cocktail?" Then short time But the tolls were enor- he flushed a little and offered a laugh niously high I ing apology for making the request. The moment the operator at Halifax The other men exchanged surprisedl found that tbe key on the Bermuda and significant glances, but they called, cable did not respond to his touch be the waiter and ordered the cocktall- reported the fact to his superior In the Wlien it came the guest drank It ea- Halifax office. Orders flew back and gerlv In a few moments be had be- forth, telephone bells rang, messengers «•ome a not her man the man of keen scurried In and out of the office, and vision nnd quick mind, who could be In a few hours the entile repair steam ao useful In their great business. There er was on Its way to Bermuda. was no more preoccupation In hla man The operators at Halifax and Hamil ner. no shifting about In hto chair. lle ton had located the break It was was alert, eager, clear headed. about »lx miles from the Hamilton end But ns the luncheon weut on neither of the cable This they calculated tbe president nor the manager men with sensitive Instruments used to re tioned the real object of the Interview. cord the "resistance" Each was thinking the matter over se The writer was In Hamilton when riously. and neither could be sure of the the Mackay Bennett steamed Into the other's secretly formed opinion. tinrtior and through the courtesy of The situation liecame awkward. Final tlie captain was on board when the ly the president excused himself 0» steamer went out and grappled for the the jirotense of going Into the library ends of the cable and restored It to to speak to a friend who bad just en usefulness I tered But after speaking to bto fri< ntl Even when the captnln of a cable re he went straight to the desk and wrot« pair ship knows that the break to alsiut a message on a telegraph blank. He six miles from one end It's no easy gave the message to a unltorme<l at affair to pick up the big wire ropes tendant and went back to the dining The floor of the ocean to uneven, and room he must allow for slack In n few minutes a nape bro.— ... , The crew was ready when the ship telegram to the manager, who i I it ■topped With a splash the big grap hurriedly, while the presldet. fl it • 4 nel went overboard, and yard after telling their guest about a '>t«o • V yard of line was paid out until the trip In Maine This to what the •ie- hook touched bottom The water was gram said: 120 fathoms (720 feet! deep at that The lob to too bto tor n boos« r spot can't run our buelneee by cocktail power. Luck was with the cable ship So I —Youth'« Compatnou. well had the captain calculated that the very first cast of the book brought Working Up a Joke. up one end of the broken cable. It A regular amateur Jester broke past was hauled on board The electrician« the guard» and got Into our office yen- attached their Instruments and called terdav He came for the pi«*tio*e of Hamilton Tbe station answered Im- making uh Idte on nome of tu •repAr- mediately ed catebe» We hate to dlacottirge A huge buoy was attached to the genltiH. and nto«i we weren't extr.iu dy heavy wire ro|ie and lowered Into the clever, so we t«»ik the «'nr«1 hi* tn*’ -d water Then we »et out to find the 11« te » the way *1-- • . other end -til <«iur»e y«m h.ite adnitcr»*’ « I Flint after cast of the grappling hook have found thill many ot tl « n-* and not even a nibble from the missing are watered Now. what do y u . ¡ink part of the cable Farther and far of watering wlneT' ther the cable ulilp worked away from “It'« a groMx »wlndle." the buoy At last, after three hours’ “Yea?" work the grapnel resisted the pull "Yea And what do you thluk of The fish bad ts-en caught There wa» putting »and Into sugar?" a cheer from the crew iis It wan pull "It'll a grocer »windle Ha. ha! Ha. ed mi toiiird alsiut a quarter of a ulile nu ini. h-it-a!" — Cleveland Piala lien 1er from the other end This end was cotinei-ted with a tele- An Artist's Record Rapidity, graph in»trniiiei!t and the ofH-rHtor at A« mi Instance of the iimazlug rapidi Halifax. h I miiii "'«> miles away, an swered There K an nothing more to do ty and ease with which a Japanese art- tot works Mr M It Hutob. Ill “Japan except tn )otn the broken ends A new »ei-tliin ot cable wan carefully nnd It» Art." quotes the marvelous spill ill tn the "illite that had Just tieen ai-hlei emeut of Fukui Kotel. who was picked lip The i-ntile wan paid out selected to ex mbit tils prowess tieforw ovei tlie stern as Ke nteittm-d hack to I’rtiice Arthur of t'onmiugbt when :lie the tiuo> I hto was hauled on Isaird prime hum In Japan on the Garter mis In one summer day. workiu* and the broken end spliced tu the new sion piece of cable, an <i|»*ratl<in conniimhig from minrise to sunset, tie painted • less than halt an hour The repaired picture for each of 1.224 guests to be cable a» good »« new, was dropped eiiti-rtnlned that evening! Kotel work oiellxiard to resume Ito place on the ed with two brushes. oceitn’n tied Oiling the Swempe. Itnrely does a «able repair ship have The oil Unit I m distributed through »n< ti good link Often storm» ari»e which drive the »hip from her course, (be swamp» of I’anauM to prevent tbe tear Itie littovs from the end» they hold crops of mosquitoes which mude tilings and i'om|H*l the work to tie done over so unpleasant Is sent on Ila errand in * novel fuaiilon At the bend of every again In northern waters these condition* little watercourse no oil tank la placed are felt at their worst The ship tie Hint gives Its oil drop by drop Whs* «'ollie» <-ritote<1 with Ice. It to dlffi- ult the sudden showers come, as they day to maneuver and doubly ao to «leal In bucketful«. the water flow* off the wltb a «-utile on toiw or atern when the higher hinds Into the iwimpy, carrying roll of th* sen» threaten« to fr«rtur<» It a coating of oil where It to moat mold «gain nnd the launching of boat« v 1th ed -Christian Science Monitor. men In them to buoy a loom* end la Contentment. hazardotm It I« said that John lx Rock«-fellsr From these cause« occa«lonally cnbla «hip» get »hurt of coal and have to was once asked by an arn'tloun ■ Imndon work temporarily nr critical young woman. » schoolteacher, tor ■■ (s-rimls or they nro enme»h«*«l among Infallllde recipe for contentment Tbe the l«-e floe» «ir lierg» nn«l tlHve to 'et oil king promptly end forcefully re- go all and retreat Karl K. Kitchen In piled "Never tHirrow trouble and uevsst New York World letal money.” The A Star Idea. A Business Tip. Sb* (tooting st photo proofs!— Ito fon mean to tell me timi I have suck an ugly nos* as that? I'lsitographer- My Hpfsirafiie caoisit II*. madam Sts* —The» for giaidnen« sake have enough sen««' to go and get on« that can.'— Boston Trans» npt. Pessumsitic Thought. I I The Other Wey. Small Kdgsi tl»pf»-nw1 to see th* "Wheti I (mt «ni thla dtomond new ansiti Minutila.' he qtier1e<l ittioli your finger my dar' g. I "did God mnke • that misinT’ «Mie wav «eiillng my disttn " "Ye» dear I »»» the reply "Itear me Yoti frightenrthe' "W bui dui n»- do with Hie <>td mie?" que rie, I the Volitatili lliqlllfiilot "I fill *»r "I am ringtttg Hi* Neh o’ i.y tu- cut i| up Imo «tur»?" - Cbli-hgo ho|»-a "- Baltimore A meri» i * New» R*w Shs Knows He Wee G'um. "Wht so glfifff?" Frwt row- lias It» thorn Aiwl the "Ml Kiir Hi«.fitem«l >e*teritoy to mein part of ft I* that tlie tborn «tav» on file lob when tie- rose ban Withered hofft* to tier neither ** "Oh Kell pre-lHitfii »Ile won t go " -Cincinnati Etnpilrer ' Abe rildfi t tlmistofi I'not Folly often voe« herond ber hoiinda hoi in»|H»deo«-v knows non« Beti Joo An untirid .-I tongue '.* the worst <1L h -» mv Lu rip ule». otre let ,.m lu Fattu-r Katln-rme I wish ym.fi as* thnt voting Mr 8|«w>orr why he «ine^t go home earlier I is lighter Rut. .«pa, I know why lie d>»mti't alieed* too Train* rtpt st Giving altiM never leaeena tbs -Mpe Utah I'rwierU